2010年5月20日星期四

与全天下的媳妇共勉之

今天,珊姐寄了封电邮给我。
原文如下:

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MODERN TIME ~ Daughter in-Law


It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter in law arrives in the family, everything changes.

Some daughters in law are well trained and well mannered.
They don't come to change the family; they are there to join the family.
The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

As expected she gave a speech:
"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family",
she said "Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years".

"What do you mean my child?" Asked the father in law.

"What I mean dad is (looking at her father in law) :
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account, and
Those who used to Clean should continue cleaning".

"Then what are you here for?" Asked the mother in law.

"O .. for me, my job is to entertain your son!"
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将来如果有女儿。我在想,要如何教育她?
把她教得温柔体贴,敬老尊贤,逆来顺受,将来被婆家欺负的可能性极大;
把她教得泼辣和胆子大,将来会把婆家搞到鸡犬不宁。

看来,还是让她自由发挥吧!

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